What's wrong with this picture...

One of my co-workers was trolling through facebook today...when they happened on this most unfortunate photo...taken some time in the Spring of 1992. It's a picture of the "leadership" (and I use that term ever-so-loosely) of the Senior Class at Abilene Christian University. Though this picture is of some great men (a doctor, two ministers, and a principal...oh, and Terry Sparks and I are in there, too!), there are also some significant problems.

1. Stephen Bailey's hat (far left) - No hat should look like it has been pressed and starched!

2. Craig Fisher (third from right) - Ah...where has the sweater vest gone?

3. Terry Sparks (second from right) - Acid wash. C'mon...really?

4. Me (far right...and yes, to quote Nirvana, I'm "half the man I used to be): The weave belt only worked if you had enough belt to weave. Unfortunately, I tried to take a belt that actually fit and turn it into something it wasn't.

5. Me (again!): No, I have no idea what was going through my mind when I selected that shirt from my closet. It was probably a shirt my mother bought for me...at least that's my story.

6. Six guys should NEVER look that happy to be hugging one another.

Feel free to chime in with any other glaring atrocities that you might see. Oh...and a special thanks to Brandon Scott Thomas for giving my wife yet another reason to roll in laughter at my expense!