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So I'm sitting at my desk this morning, and the phone rings. It's my beautiful wife who is traveling back from Sherman after spending a weekend with her family at a reunion in Oklahoma.

"Happy fourteenth anniversary," she says proudly.

"It's our thirteenth," I snapped.

"Oh well," she replied. "It FEELS like fourteen!"

Which is one of the reasons I LOVE my wife. She doesn't get all wrapped up in that mushy stuff about getting dates and gifts right. And in honor of our thirteenth anniversary, here are the top 13 reasons I have the greatest wife in the world!

13. She LOVES Hamburger Helper
12. If it wasn't for her, I never would've learned to LOVE exercising.
11. She has mastered the lost art of the mid-range jump shot.
10. She is a wonderful mother to my two sons.
9. Her idea of a hot date is Taco Tuesday @ Rosa's.
8. She insists that our family own a truck.
7. I don't have to make the bed in the morning.
6. She believes that "Clearance" means things should be 75% off...or more!
5. She stays on her side of the bed...most of the time.
4. I can still make her laugh...occasionally.
3. She suggested we get a lock for the bedroom door.
2. Even 8 months pregnant she is absolutely stunning.
...and the number 1 reason!
1. She refuses to ready my blog...so I won't get in trouble for #3.